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Name's Gold!
ONE OF THE MOST NONSENSICAL PEOPLE YOU MAY EVER MEET!
A few things you should know about me!
:bulletyellow: I AM THE COOLEST POKEDEX HOLDER
:bulletyellow: I AM THE HOTTEST AS WELL
:bulletyellow: I AM THE BREEDER (AND THAT CAN BE TAKEN IN TWO WAYS OR POSSIBLY MORE)
:bulletyellow: I AM PERFECTLY STRAIGHT SO SOME PEEPS NEED TA STOP SHIPPIN' ME WITH SIL.
:bulletyellow: BY STRAIGHT I DO MEAN HETEROSEXUAL I MAY ACT GAY SOMETIMES OH WELL.
:bulletyellow: NOT WITH SILVER THOUGH THAT WOULD BE REALLY WEIRD ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S OBVS SILV AND HIBI THAT BELONG TOGETHER OTP OTP
:bulletyellow: I GAMBLE, PROBLEM? ;P
:bulletyellow: I LOVE TO SKATEBOARD AND PLAY POOL.
:bulletyellow: I LIKE TO SLEEP AND EAT
:bulletyellow: BUTTS BOOBS AND BACON { /admin is slapped }
:bulletyellow: PUPPIES TOO.
:bulletyellow: I AM AN ONION. NOT A POTATO. NOT A CELERY. AN ONION
:bulletyellow: I CAN UNDERSTAND POKEMON. WHADDYA EXPECT, I GREW UP WITH 'EM!
:bulletyellow: LOVE ME.
:bulletyellow: DID I MENTION THAT I ENJOY FLIRTING WITH ME
:bulletblack: { The admin has no name, no gender. The best you can hope ta call me is Gold or Batman. }
:bulletblack: { I am rarely online, so expect replies to be slow. And since it's Gold, never, and I repeat NEVER expect a serious reply. }
:bulletblack: { Also, if I were you people, I wouldn't take this as a serious roleplay account. I can roleplay literate, just not well. This literally is a dA account for Gold. }
:bulletblack: { So, just imagine I'm not here. You can talk to me if ya want but I wouldn't talk to me either! :iconbummyplz: }
:bulletblack: { Oh, yeah. Please also note that I am (albeit only slightly, and usually it's only to do with actually PRONOUNCING words as opposed to reading them) dyslexic. So I apologise for any mistakes I may make. }



Psst! Something you might wanna be wary about!
I tend to have a few messages at a time! Right now I have (+3)!


This affects reply speed. I'll log in and respond to what I'm able, and then update this. Hopefully it remains a big ol' goose egg!


In love with .gifs and also Come on Baby is amaze

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU FRUIT AND VEGETABLE.

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HOMELESS AND CHRISTMAS COLORED.
ethan pokemon Pictures, Images and Photos
I AM GOLD
I TOUCH STONE STATUES AND CALL THEM MY BUDDIES
ALSO, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY PINKIE FINGER TO BREAK
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POKEMON ARE FAMILY. OUR PARTNERS!

A WHOLE group of COOL, BADASS people!

So... I'm NOT the only one who thinks these two are FRIENDS/SISTERS/WHATEVER instead of ENEMIES?

NO! NOT KAMON'S AHOGE!!

EVEN HIBIKI/ETHAN ISN'T AMUSED!
gold pokemon manga Pictures, Images and Photos
I spit for I am a llama.
Pokemon Santa Pictures, Images and Photos
MY CHIKORITA MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gold pokemon Pictures, Images and Photos
...So Hibiki/Ethan IS amused while Kotone/Lyra ISN'T? Wow,completemixup--

more .giffiness. o0o

It's fun to use blow-driers on wild Silvers. You should try it sometime. Watch how they react to heat. Each Silver reacts differently. Some will punch you in the face. Don't say I didn't warn you. This one likes it. Don't let his pokerface fool you. :dummy:

Ready, set, go!



Silver'ssonice. Kay I can explain this I swear to Arceus I can just lemme--



Okay wow what--

Hibiki, say if I started shipping HunterShipping, would Kamon start shipping PreciousMetalShipping...? JUST WONDERING.

Same to the opposite. If I shipped PreciousMetals, would Kamon ship Hunters? If Hibiki shipped Hunters, would Silver ship PreciousMetals?

But honestly? I think Silver ships ANYTHING with any backup behind it. If he can find backup for a current ship he likes, he'll ship it, maybe even force it on others, write on it, so on... he's like Blue in that sense.

Th-this picture is just so sad... *hic*

I JUST FUCKIN' LOVE LOLLIPOPS. OwO

SILVER. Silver is literally related to his Pokémon. THAT MEANS... whoa.
But I mean seriously. Look at his teeth. Look at Weavile's. Someone please check Silver's teeth next time you see him, okay?
AND ASK GIOVANNI ABOUT IT. ASK HIIIIM.

I love my mummy~ Everyone should have a reason to love their parents too! :icononiononionplz:

I MAKE A BEAUTIFUL ROCKET.

Little bro is cute.

I love pictures like these they're like of our normal lives not as trainers and it's beautiful.

Cyndaquil lied too much and stopped Kamon from marrying Koko

CATCH HIM CATCH HIM HIBIKI HE CAN BE CAUGHT I'M SURE

...Little bro... is cute... please don't cry.

THE CAPTION ON TUMBLR WAS "things to say to ur friends who like grass type pokemon"
NOW
DO NOT
I REPEAT
DO FUCKING NOT
SAY THIS
TO KOKEI
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC. SERVICE. ANNOUNCEMENT.

Remember that pretty pink pokemon that i said proved silver gay
he's afraid of it
here's why

This happened, end of story.

I wanna know where Hibiki is...

LVOE IT.

HIBIKI SHOULD BE CAMERON.

Aren't eyes pretty.

*giggles* B-Breed... L-Like... B-bunearies... *LAUGHS*

OKAY BUT HOW DID KOKO GET HER HAT STUCK IN THE TREE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Don't worry, he won't die.

Admit it, we all want this to happen. O v O

Part Pokémon. . o .

CUTIES.

I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID.
THIS IS 100% ACCURATE.
KOKEI IS CRYSTAL'S KOUHAI, IN THE SAME WAY HIBIKI IS MINE.

"Are you two lesbians getting married?"

//grOSS SOBBING

help?

WHAT A NICE FATHER

we've all seen this...

BUT HE WAS SUCCESSFUL. REST IN PEACE.

...COME ON IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

THIS PICTURE IS NEAR THE COMMENT SECTION SO WHILE I'M HERE.
PLEASE.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE A STARTER
EITHER TRY SCRIPT
OR
LEAVE A SHORT LITERATE REPLY.
THANK YOU.


How to hold fire?????

Kamon is a cute little short guy

I SAID I ROCK THIS OUTFIT

love

GOLD'S CHRISTMAS RAMPAGE.

thERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ORANGE ELECTRIC RAT.

i'M IN LOVE
like father like son


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what even is love!
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Golds that Gold has hit on include :icongold-pkmn-trainer::icona-biggolden-heart::iconi-know-youre-gold::icong-olden-ray-of-hope::iconhyper-johto-trainer::iconethan-gold::iconprotecting-you: and probably more that I can't remember! Be warned, you're a Gold, you're gonna be hit on, he will find you and he will call you sexy (Actually I'm pretty sure he hit on Hibiki at one stage but frick I don't remember--).




Relations



:icontsundere-crystal: [CRUSH]
The most serious of the serious and then some. She's always busy working and she said something about her not working being bad for me or something. Now...
Crys is adorable and I really like embarrassing her, everything I say is a prank to her, and maybe it was to me at one point, but now if I say anything I could swear I mean it... unless I say I hate her...

:iconletsbattle-kotone: [BEST FRIEND]
Kotone is a very sweet little miss! My besterest childhood friend and the besterest childhood friend one could ever ask for! I KNOW! I shall talk to her more often! That sounds like a nice plan! I hope everything goes well with her and Silv. BECAUSE WOW THEY ARE JUST CUTE AREN'T THEY?

:iconrainbowho-oh: [FRIEND]
Can we talk again with Silver talking to you and see if we say the same things at the same times again it'd be so cool yay!

:icongoldenchampion: [BEST FRIEND]
I love love love love love love love love Hibiki. I love Hibiki. I love Hibiki. He's the best. He's so cool. He's the raddest. He always says I'm the coolest but no. No. No. I don't compare to this God. Hibiki. He is my love. He is my bro. He is the best. The absolute best. My love.

:icona-golden-heart: [SIBLING]
MY TWIN. I ate his heart in the womb--

:icondontcallmesilv: [BEST FRIEND]
Nevereverever getting rid of the whistle. Also buddy Silv is the coolest as in cold. Like ice. Like idk. He's pretty chill. Ice puns are bad for Silver though. Um. We're cool. Oh, another ice pun. Why. Why this. I love you Silv I promise.

:iconnew-bark-heroine: [FRIEND]
I want you and Kamon to be the absolute best and please please please don't actually spawn a child on the 18th of November that would be absolutely terrible. Did you know you're awesome? Stay awesome. You've made me laugh the hardest ever oh my Arceus.

:iconyoure-ali-weak: [FRIEND]
KAMINA. KAMOB. I LOVE YOU. DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY. LOOSEN UP. BE THE MASTER OF BAD PUNS WITH ME. BURN SHIT DOWN WITH ME. LET'S SET THE WORLD ON FIRE YEAH THAT SOUNDS GOOD??? YEAH??? ALL TYPHLOSION OWNERS ARE PYROS.

:iconcandyfist: [BEST FRIEND]
are you emma or spoderman lenore or coco or satanick or what should i call you? what am i allowed to call you?
Juniper's rad and scary but rad. And SPODER IS THE COOLEST I LOVE

{ Pokedex Holders }
:iconask-pokemontrainer::iconred-pkmn-trainer:
:icong--reen:
:iconthat-sexy-thief::iconseveralshadesof-blue::iconmaster--of--disguise::iconxxi-am-right-herexx:
:iconask-yellow:
:iconthegoldenbreeder::icona-biggolden-heart::iconpokemon-gold::icongold-pkmn-trainer::iconi-know-youre-gold::icong-olden-ray-of-hope::iconladies-man-gold:
:icondontcallmesilv::iconlonely-silver:
:icontsundere-crystal::iconcapture-specialist:
:iconask-ruby-coordinator:
:iconthat-wild-girl:
:icontrainer-in-jade:
:iconim-always-hungry::iconapathetic-lad:
{ Pearl }
:iconaskpkmntrnrplatinum::iconp-latinum--berlitz:
:iconcolorful-idealist:
{ Cheren }
{ Bianca }
{ Lack-two }
{ Whi-two }
{ X }
{ Y }

{ THIS IS NOT A BANDWAGON. JUST A LIST OF ACCOUNTS, LIVING OR DEAD. }



WHAT HAPPENS IN SUMMER IN A NUTSHELL.

See this? If these lovely bros and Silv, Koto and Crys were going to school, I'd TOTALLY go with.

I'm just keeping this for a Kamon dictionary.
NOTICE HE SAYS 'HERE' A WHOLE AWFUL LOT?

I lvoe it

NO SSH IT'S OKAY SILVER I'M HERE

"WHO'S MY CUTE LITTLE KAMY WHO'S MY CUTE LITTLE KAMY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE~"
Proton wants to train Kamon's butt to look like his.

Gurin is Kamon's senpai sssh

...HE LOVES IT AND I CAN'T EVEN GET HIM TO LEAVE THE GODDAMN HOUSE.

THAT GUY IS NOT SILVER.
...also Silver still wears the expression a villain wears.

CUTE. CUTE. LOVE IT.

AAAH... I LOVE IT. IT'S JUST NOT AS CUTE.

YES. YES. YES.

THIS USED TO BE LEVI'S LANCE FOR YA

;v; BEAUTY

Kamon right now.

AND THIS IS THE EXACT REASON KOKEI IS EMBARRASSED WHEN THIS SCENE IS BROUGHT UP.

AHAHAHAHA

EVERYONE MUST SEE THIS.

And on that day everyone learned that only Kokei reads.
...well that's a lie Silver reads as well.

YES. ACCURATE.

CUTE CHILDREN.

EVEN CUTER CHILDREN.

sorry this artist is perfect
let's torture kamon and eat him together, shall we?

WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF HIBIKI WASN'T STRIPPED HIMSELF.

...let's not disturb the peace this time, okay?

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:iconcandyfist:
CandyFist Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2016
fik
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:icondevilornot:
DevilOrNot Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2016
ur a lesbean :(
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:iconthegoldenbreeder:
TheGoldenBreeder Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2016
thts true! i love women
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:iconmelodies-of-legends:
Melodies-Of-Legends Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2016
{ { BEEP BEEP
Sorry for unfollowing you friend
I was trying to clean out the inactive people in my watchlist and it just got Chaos. } }
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:iconthegoldenbreeder:
TheGoldenBreeder Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2016
{ no, no, you're all good!
i can imagine wowie
i'm too lazy to go cleaning }
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:iconmelodies-of-legends:
Melodies-Of-Legends Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2016
{you're literally the only one in the entire list that was still active.}
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:iconthegoldenbreeder:
TheGoldenBreeder Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2016
{ whoa
thats impressive! considering i'm v lazy haha }
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:icondontcallmesilv:
DontCallMeSilv Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2016
//sends a text to Gold

birth
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:iconthegoldenbreeder:
TheGoldenBreeder Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2016
YEAH
THANKS
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:icondontcallmesilv:
DontCallMeSilv Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2016
good.
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:iconthegoldenbreeder:
TheGoldenBreeder Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2016
PRIDE
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:iconthemininghedge:
themininghedge Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2016  Student Writer
have fun calling me "umbreon named hedge" now
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:iconthegoldenbreeder:
TheGoldenBreeder Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2016
ur still the umbreon named hedge to me
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:iconthemininghedge:
themininghedge Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2016  Student Writer
dang
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:iconthegoldenbreeder:
TheGoldenBreeder Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2016
the mining umbreon named hedge
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:iconcandyfist:
CandyFist Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2016
"spoderman"
war flashbacks
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:iconthegoldenbreeder:
TheGoldenBreeder Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2016
:iconspodermanplz:
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:iconcandyfist:
CandyFist Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2016
nooo
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:iconthemininghedge:
themininghedge Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2016  Student Writer
Hey Gold. I wonder if you remember me, or if I came back too late.
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:iconthegoldenbreeder:
TheGoldenBreeder Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2016
UMBREON NAMED HEDGE

ur late how dare
i thought u said u were just ducking to the bathroom
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:iconthemininghedge:
themininghedge Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2016  Student Writer
SCHOOL IS VERY TIME CONSUMING GOLDIE
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:iconthegoldenbreeder:
TheGoldenBreeder Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2016
SO INSTEAD OF STAYING AT DINNER WITH THIS FAMILY
YOU RUN OFF TO SCHOOL

I SEE HOW IT IS
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protecting-you Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2016
- ; ( / lays on everything. very graceful. \ )

notice me i live again.
are you proud of me it took so long.
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:iconthegoldenbreeder:
TheGoldenBreeder Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016
what are you doing in my house
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